10 June 2014

Verber of Nouns

Welcome back to Maria's procrastiblog where we discuss stuff that is less important than other stuff, in order to distract ourselves from the stupid stuff.
I even put off writing this post because it felt like too much work! That's some next level procrastination right there.

It's been a while, so to catch up:

1. Haven't fallen down any stairs lately, am clearly the very embodiment of grace and poise.
2. I think that half an ab is still there.
3. Fewer molehills!
4. There are at least seven newts in the pond, and yes, apparently I'm counting newts now.

In other news, I think I'm beginning to identify as some form of well-meaning anti-hipster. I recently read a collection of the best fantasy stories of 2011, I listen to music that was popular at least a year ago, and today I found myself completely unironically singing along to a Justin Bieber song. It's almost as if I'm making a point of liking things after they're cool.

Is anyone even using the word hipster anymore? I don't think so. No one but me. Q.E.D.

1 comment:

Ivš said...

Omg (is anyone saying "Omg!" anymore?)! I didn't know "hipster" was so yesterday! How do we call these freaks now?