So, I think I kinda broke up with Boyfriend today, which might be why I kinda spent the whole day in bed eating meringues, gummy mice, and steak (with a side of, literally, one whole tomato - why bother to pretend I'm interested in anything but the meat). But actually, this is untrue and I was bedridden because my kidneys are acting up again.
Surprise fact: both of those things are true, am literally saddest person on planet.
This is my second consecutive post about feelings. I'm sorry, but this is completely unacceptable. I'm actually really cool, probably getting an actual real grown-up job soon an' everyfing, and I think I saw, like, half an ab when I looked in the mirror the other day, so yeah, but don't ask me to prove it.
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There's a midget you knew whom you can write for some rebound "stuff".
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