Changer of Subjects

So guys, I'm already planning my fabulous 25th birthday party (approx 6 months from now). I've pretty much got it figured out, apart from some minor details, such as whether or not I'll have any source of income at the time or, in fact, a home. But as I said, those are tiny, insignificant little details. Partaaaaay.

I'm also accepting suggestions for themes, because all my ideas so far have been really lazy (Star Trek  LoTR   Harry Potter  EVERYONE IS NAKED?  Tarts and Vicars  you can only speak in film quotes AND everyone is naked). Luckily there are plenty of reddit threads dedicated to this.

In other news, I stopped procrastinating for a few hours today, completed some important tasks, and did not, against all expectations, crawl up in a corner to die AT ALL! Now if you were to ask me if I completed these important tasks well... I would promptly change the subject.

Like this.

When I grow up I want to become a newt scientist. I'm sure that's a thing. And I don't mean a herpetologist. I mean a newt scientist.

Newts are cute as shit.