If in the course of this (rapidly passing) summer you sometimes found that your shirt covered more of your well-sculpted derrière than your shorts did, you just might be a pupil at Maria's School of Style And Elegance. Perhaps you even considered for a while the possibility of such a sight being offensive to others? But then you shrugged and cheerfully wobbled on?
If the above applies and/or appeals to you, we should totally hang out. We could talk about how leggings do sometimes, under the right circumstances, count as trousers, and how headscarves are to hats what Uggs are to other boots - preferable.
We could also do cartwheels together. Very badly but with great enthusiasm. Because it's the new thing on the syllabus at Maria's School of Style And Elegance.
If none of this sounds right to you, don't worry. It is not too late. Enroll now and let me help you on the true path to enlightenment.
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