Meh.
That is all. Unless! Javier Bardem. Yes. It was suggested that I dedicate this entry to his smug grin and the fact that I want it all over my body. But a porn blog this is not. Although it totally should be, as I realize after a moment's contemplation. Perhaps that way my useless wonderful friends would like it on Facebook. Also, Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan - secretly the same person? I think so; indeed, at some point in my life I really did think so. It's funny because it's true. Eat Pray Love is not particularly fantastic, is what I'm somehow, in a roundabout way, trying to get to here. Mainly it evoked hunger, which, surprisingly, is not something I enjoy in a romantic drama. But Javier Bardem is something I enjoy in a romantic drama, so we can end on a positive note again, which is always nice. But boring. So here's something awful: Julia Roberts is a duck.
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