You do not want to sell me death sticks.

Maybe sometimes you feel super sad and cold, and you think, hey, I should probably get some McDonald's and eat it in the bath while watching The Hobbit, and then you totally do, and it's fantastic, and you're not so sad anymore, and certainly not cold, and then maybe you play some Candy Crush for good measure, because you're obviously addicted by now, but it's cool, you can quit any time you want to, you just don't want to.
In this entirely hypothetical scenario, you might actually want to get out of the bath and work on your CV. I'm not necessarily saying I speak from experience. Just a passing thought. Because I'm so wise. And may or may not be working on my CV right now.

Also, I can neither confirm nor deny that if I were indeed working on my CV, it would be because I ran out of lives in Candy Crush.

I should probably delete Candy Crush.


I'm totally going to delete Candy Crush immediately tomorrow.


I can guarantee right now that there is no way I'm going to delete Candy Crush.


...


I fucking hate Candy Crush.


Also, another thing occurred to me, just out of the blue, all random-like, for no real reason. Perhaps you're sitting around the house one day, and you think, hey, maybe mango sorbet goes well with dulce de leche?! It doesn't. You're probably just dehydrated and should have a drink of water, and maybe take a moment to rethink your life.