So, apparently I'm into judo now. I'll just give you a second to reread that.
Yes. I, Maria the Wise, Relationship Guru, went out of the house to a place where people could see me, and repeatedly, voluntarily, fell down in full view of said people. While sober. This is so utterly out of character for me that I'm starting to think it probably didn't really happen.
But there's all this mat burn on my feet, and my arms are quite sore, so something must have happened.
Never mind, I'm probably just a werewolf.
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*Actual quote from actual conversation with actual person!
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