I dunno. Still haven't even married a duke, which goes directly against orders given by Liisbet. Not really fussed, though. What's so great about dukes anyway? They've all got so many names, it'd be like marrying a fancy dog. I rather enjoy always being the one with the outrageous name, thank you very much.
Which reminds me. It has recently been brought to my attention (by a five-year-old, no less) that there is a much more practical and sensible way of spelling my name. Ladies and gentlemen, bid farewell to Maria the Wise, Relationship Guru (Currently Single), and with great enthusiasm, pomp and circumstance, extend your greetings to Mrea. Brilliant. Absolutely bloody brilliant.
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