A clever ruse??

Here follows the tale of Maria the Wise (Relationship Guru), the world's biggest living oxymoron. Emphasis on moron. Obviously.

So anyway, the skies are grey, the winds are blowing fiercely, and last night I read pages and pages of (awful) Harry Potter fan fiction. Mind you, this was, as previously postulated, very badly written fan fiction indeed, and I had a prodigious amount of homework to complete (still do). Which means that I spent hours of my life steadily and voluntarily sabotaging my education and docking points off my IQ. Which is sad, frankly.

But at last I know for certain - no one on the Internet can spell write at all. Tonk's? Really? Have you even read the book? Do you know what the apostrophe is for? I ask because I care.

APOSTROPHY GO'S BEFORE S. 

Hahaha, no, seriously, I should get that tattoo and see what happens.

DISCLAIMER: I LOVE BAD FAN FICTION. SERIOUSLY. WHY ELSE WOULD I READ IT? EVERYONE, PLEASE KEEP WRITING BAD FAN FICTION. YOU MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE (DISCLAIMER WITHIN THE DISCLAIMER: IN A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WAY). JUST MAKE SURE THERE ARE ENOUGH LEMONS IN IT.