Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

The Queen of Awkward returns.

I am Awkward. I'm so Awkward there should be a plaque about this somewhere.

It should read:

Wow, this is really AWKWARD, 

said Maria, 

and there was very little rejoicing.

In fact, these plaques should be on every street corner. 

Look out!

There could be something really AWKWARD

around the corner!

or

Good Lord!

Wasn't that AWKWARD?

Aren't you glad it's over?

But the memory of it will always haunt you, so yeah.

Good luck trying to get over it. 

Now you know how I feel, said Maria, and had a beer.

Well, at least it couldn't possibly get any more AWK---

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!

That was incredibly AWKWARD.

I can hardly fathom it.

Good morning! How are you?

I'm AWKWARD, thanks, and yourself?

No, really. Let's totally do that.

Plaques about me on every street corner. Hell yeah. I'm totally voting for whoever can make that happen.